Good morning Doctor Bert – Creative Writing

Good morning Doctor Bert, how are you? Very full(a) and yes Im fine thank you. Now then students, this is doctor Bert one of the take surgeons at saint heart hospital. Today we will be operational on a young male named dusanmandick from Austria. He took an overdose of cocain and we pee-pee to take the remainder kayoed of his tolerate before it is listless in to the blood stream.Would any one desire to volunteer to operate making the first incision? No David you tail endt, youre a porter, for god sake all you do is push beds around all day. Right as no one is putting there hands up I suppose you can do it Carla. Right then put the knife in then, yes very good keep going, right straight stop. Suction, no Carla dont suck on the stomach I mean set forth the motorcar to suck the blood pop turn out of the way. Now we have cleaned that up I want you to bring down cutting in to the stomach.Marvellous there we go can you see the white powder, success now Carla grab the swa bs and start to dab the powder we should be able to save this guys life now. conceal there, his blood pressure is dropping, beat a crash team right off down here, Carla stay back, charging up to 230, stand clear. Still no response, charging to 270, stand clear. Still nothing. Ok Carla start CPR. Stop Theres a beat, right lets get back to this operation.Doctor Bert, doctor Bert wake up, thank you now religious service Carla out and start stitching back up the stomach. No we can not make your initials the chump. Harry your suppose to be observing not reading the kerrang magazine. Ive had enough, Doctor Bert can you please take over. Where did you say he was Harry? Hes at peace(p) to order a pizza, has this whole world gone insane? To start of with Carla started sucking on the lads stomach she asked if we could turn the scar in to her initials, and now doctor Bert the person who should be helping me out has gone to order a flipping pizza. GOD ALMIGHTY HELP ME enchant? Say that again, your ring fell of your finger and is still in the lads stomach why didnt you say now we need to open him back up and pull the ring out you stupid girl it would have been so much easier if you said.56+ Right then Carla hes all yours open him up yes keep going right now get the ring out quickly before we have to start resuscitating him again. Carla get of your phone. Thank you now carry on, there it is grab it now for the final time Carla would you like to do the job of stitching up. Great, dont just look at me get on and do it.Well done team after that sketchy operation we have finally got him back stable with the cocaine out of his stomach, Im pretty sure no white powder will be entering his nose for a while. Welcome back dusanmandick, no I do not sell cocaine this is a respected hospital not a night club if we find out you have been taking any more crack cocaine there will be no more operations or treatment on the NHS for you. You will have to go private and pay for it your self.